As an unrelated aside, coffee lovers of Australia unite!
Melburnians, be upstanding. Join with me in a celebratory espresso. Tears to the eyes, heart swells with pride, etc. etc. We killed Starbucks. The wicked witch is dead.
Take THAT !!KAPOW!! for hazelnut syrup… And THAT !!OOF!! for double mocha cherry grande latte with a lemon twist.
Megalomaniacal coffee overlords? You are doomed to failure. Let this be a warning to you, peddlers of nasty hot beverages. Never, ever attempt to infiltrate our cafe society. Ever. Again.