Ah, Jackson Pollock.
What’s that, you say? Your two-year-old could have done that?
To all you jaded and mature-age art practitioners… meet what is described in reporter Matthew Dunn’s article as “art in its purest form, untouched by life’s pollutants and representative of what is important and beautiful”. Art made by a two-year-old. There’s your problem. You’re all far too polluted.
So there you go.
** ‘Young at art’. Love it. Those puns just pen themselves.