Dear Powers-That-Be,

It’s all very well to be told that the world is going to end tomorrow. But when planning for the Apocalypse, it would be really helpful to know which time-zone I’m working to.

Presumably we should be synching our clocks to Mayan time, which means I should be looking to Mesoamerica. For those of us living on the east coast of Australia, this means we have a bit longer to wait before we high-five our maker. But does the ‘last day’ mean we have until midnight, or should I factor in a cataclysmic event early in the day? I still have a fair amount of Christmas shopping to do, so it would be great to have some specifics.

Yours sincerely,

Meaghan Wilson-Anastasios

PS – to entertain you as the skies rain brimstone and the four horsemen of the Apocalypse gallop past – Death, Plague, Pestilence… and the other one – here are my favourite apocalyptic visions drawn from the world of the visual arts. Not surprisingly, all were made in the nineteenth century or earlier. They really knew how to sell hellfire and damnation back then.

Happy last day on earth. It was fun.

Francisco Goya, ‘Saturn Devouring His Children’

Michelangelo Buonarroti, ‘The Last Judgement’

John Martin, ‘The Great Day of His Wrath’

Luca Signorelli, ‘The Damned Cast into Hell’

Hieronymus Bosch, ‘The Garden of Earthly Delights’