I love the smell of coffee in the morning…(cue Wagner’s ‘Flight of the Valkyries’)

29 07 2008

As an unrelated aside, coffee lovers of Australia unite!

Melburnians, be upstanding. Join with me in a celebratory espresso. Tears to the eyes, heart swells with pride, etc. etc. We killed Starbucks. The wicked witch is dead.

Take THAT !!KAPOW!! for hazelnut syrup… And THAT !!OOF!! for double mocha cherry grande latte with a lemon twist.

Megalomaniacal coffee overlords? You are doomed to failure. Let this be a warning to you, peddlers of nasty hot beverages. Never, ever attempt to infiltrate our cafe society. Ever. Again. 





Hurty art market fact #2

27 07 2008

Another painful arty-fact derived from my research.

The only really viable way for a private collector to sell art they don’t want anymore is through auction. Garage sales don’t generally cut it.

More than that, unless an artist’s work appears regularly at the major auction houses (in Australia, that means Sotheby’s, Deutscher-Menzies, possibly Bonhams & Goodman, and until recently, Christie’s), their work won’t sell for much in the way of cold, hard cashola. Ever.

This means that just 0.3% of practising, non-Indigenous Australian artists will establish a resale market.

Ouch.





Hurty art market fact #1

25 07 2008

That lingering sense of deja vu you get when browsing an art auction catalogue is no figment of your imagination.

Ehhemm.. ehhemm.. (What…? That’s supposed to be me clearing my throat in an authoritative manner).

Data derived from my research:

1999-2004: 17… yes… that’s 17 (seventeen)… non-Aboriginal Australian artists generated 40% of the total art auction revenue in Australia.

1972-2004: 23,333 artworks by 2,791 ’contemporary’* artists were offered for sale at auction. 20% of those artworks were produced by just nine artists. That’s not a typo. 9. As in NINE.

The moral of the story? Artists establishing a good auction following = snowball, meet hell.

Come to think of it, that’s a really apt analogy.

 

* (defined as alive and presumed to be practising in 1990)





Art hurts.

22 07 2008

 

Yep. Sure does*.

 

*with thanks to Mike Parr. Few do art and hurty as well as you.








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